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Country: United States
State: New Jersey
Gender: Male
Interests: dancing
Expertise: lying sack of crap
Occupation: Executive
Industry: Hospitality
Message: message me
Member Since:
12/9/2002
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| here's a haiku i wrote from my memoirs.
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"kam-ree"
dreaming, closed windows
wait there, don't bother me now
i love basketball
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| I take it back, everything I just said was a lie. Alvin will testify.
-Charlie | | |
| Listen everyone, i am not writing in the weblog. I havent even looked in this blasted thing since Maria created this site. I dont know any Alvin. I do not play and frolic with him in the woods, nor do i collect nuts and compare them. I did NOT beat him up, and i do NOT know who put that picture of me and Maggie up as my welcome picture.
I mean, yeah sure, me and Maggie go way back. Sure i knew her when i was 13 and had a full grown beard, and she was a freshly out of 4th grade. but that doesnt mean that i would put her on my very public weblog. Sure i spent a year of my life dedicated to waiting for her phone calls and saving up money to take cabs to her house, but that does not mean i would put her face on my very public weblog.
Peace sign? i know what you are thinking. No, I DO not FIND PEACE WHEN I AM NEXT TO HER. That is absolutely ridiculous. She has a boyfriend and i have a loving girlfriend. That is all in the past. So get over it guys.
-Charlie
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| Today, i feel unpleasantly cranky again. Me and alvin hung out again. We talked, and it turns out Alvin has a new best friend!!! I'm so upset. AND he told me he hung out with his new best friend the day after we compared our collections!!ARgh!! the agony!! I had a dream today, a dream that i would take Alvin's new best friend and squish his stupid little head with my bare hands and watch his brain leak out of my hands. I would punch his stupid little weak body with my fists and and it gave me joy to think about the sound my knuckles would make when i cracked his worthless little ribs.
I mean, i love it that Alvin has a new best friend. I am going to go to plan a huge party to celebrate their relationship. It'll be great. I'm gonna hire the best clowns and magicians, not to mention, the best snipers and assasins money can buy! i'll make it a costume party too!! Alvin's new friend can go as a bullseye! I hope the snipers and assasins dont mistake him for a target! (wink wink)
Stupid losers, they deserve each other. I mean, yay!! Two complete strangers are best friends now!! yippy Skippy!
PS - this is just left over aggression from the past couple of weeks. | | |
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I was walking down the street today and reminiscing about my childhood games. Did you ever play the "shark game" when you were little? I was so creative. Whenever went to the supermarket with my dearest mum, I’d play because I like adventure. Most of the tiles on the floor were white and then they had a couple of brown or orange tiles spread out. Well, you may have thought they were ordinary white, brown, and orange tiles, but little do you know that the white tiles are mean, shark infested waters, and the brown and orange tiles are stepping stones that will protect you from getting eaten. My name was Indiana Chuck, "the Adventurer" and I used to jump from tile to tile with such grace and agility. Of course, my friend Macho Dexter was a little more agile than me, ok, fine he was WAY more agile than me, not to mention, more muscular, and he would save me whenever I fell in the water and the sharks started snacking on my bottom. I owe him my life. He is so cute. I bet you, you never had adventures like I did. Cuz I’m Indiana Chuck, the Adventurer, and I’m better than you. | | |
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